ARENCHA GLAD YOU WORK FROM HOME???? Check out this list of job rules!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah....................I laughed long and hard at this one and just HAD to share. You can't make this stuff up. I understand that a professional appearance is important when you're dealing with the public but SERIOUSLY! This is an excerpt from an actual script i read today for a gig, it's obviously a corporate video. The names have been edited out to protect the GUILTY! The funniest thing is.........I read it in my pajamas!!!!! hehe Enjoy......for all of you who don't have to deal with this anymore thank the Lord above....or whoever it is that you thank..... EVERY day. I do.

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Here are some of the key ******* uniform policy requirements:

Hair for men and women may not fall over or cover the employees face. Bangs may not be any longer than the top of the eyebrows. If your hair is cut in a style that it falls in your face, you must use hair accessories, gel or hair spray to keep it out of your face when you are working. The rule of thumb is that if you bend forward and your hair falls forward of your face, you need to correct it.

Hair that falls below the shoulder will be pulled back and the sides and should be put in a single ponytail or braid down the middle of the back.

Females may wear one matching earring per ear no larger than ½ inch in diameter, which is the size of a nickel.

Men are not allowed to wear earrings.

No other jewelry is allowed in any other visible body piercing nor are ankle bracelets, fingernail jewelry or any visible tattoos.

Men and women are allowed only one ring per finger with the exception of a female wedding band and engagement ring on the same finger.

One gold or silver bracelet no wider than ½ inch is allowed on both men and women.

A nametag must always be worn.

***** uniform neckwear must always be worn by both men and women at all times while in uniform. Males must have their shirt completely buttoned to the top and may wear tie tack or tie bar to hold their tie in place. Woman may wear the scarf in a variety of ways as long as it is around the neck.

Hands and nails will be clean and well maintained at all times. Females may wear nail polish if the color compliments the skin tone, lipstick and uniform. Extreme colors such as black, blue, green or decals are not permitted.
Female make up will be tasteful and compliment the individual’s skin tone as well as give a professional business-like appearance.

Female dress/skirt length should at knee level no higher than one inch above the knee and no longer than one inch below the knee.

No other personal clothing items are to be worn while in uniform. Only authorized uniform pieces, sweaters, and jackets are acceptable.

Shoes must be closed-toe, professional business shoes, and belts must be black or dark navy.

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Laughable. You think they would dig my purple hair? :)

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Comment by Mike Elmore on September 7, 2008 at 8:27pm
and I read this in white boxers and black socks...then went for lunch...20 feet away, in my boxers and BLACK socks....then headed back to the office/money box...same attire. I did lean forward to make sure my hair didn't "fall in front of my face"...i'm good.
Comment by Mandy Nelson on September 4, 2008 at 10:56pm
Bwaahaahaa, I just voiced something similar to this and I almost couldn't contain the laughter. This one is even more in-depth, though, and much appreciated. Thanks for sharing it! I'm sure when I'm done giggling I'll finally take a shower and find my belt.

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